Special Agent In Charge
DHI (Dept. of Homoerotic Investigations)
spies have infiltrated the ranks and this operative has by necessity relocated base of operations to morganlogan.dreamwidth.org. please contact agent there for access to homoerotic materials.
this message will not self-destruct but it will slip on a banana peel in 10 seconds.
this has been agent molo, signing off
dateline 04.17.2017 2357 hours, PDT